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i was just telling that i got this girl before
and i was together since 3 years
and uhh, i was not even cheating her or what
and Facebook arrived and uhh she wanted me to accept her on facebook
and i don’t want it because i was like in front of her
and she told me like “accept me on facebook”
it was virtual, means no sense
so i say “i’m in front of you, i don’t need to accept you on facebook”
she started to be crazy
she thought that because i didn’t accept her
she thought i was cheating
she told me like, uh, “it’s over
i can’t believe you”
i said “come on you’re crazy because like yeah
i’m in front of you, i’m every day
here in your house”
that’s, it means like it’s jealousy
pure jealousy for nothing
you know
virtual thing

I’m really excited for these inauguration crowd numbers to come in.

frankocean

Don’t cook the books either Donald. We all know your event was dry. No matter how many times CNN anchors repeat majestic or peaceful transition of power. The world can see America divided and the chaos in the streets. Barack we love you but it would’ve been equally presidential if you would’ve just walked on out while Donald got through that struggle speech trashing your career. The majority knows man, we know you did good. We see it. The majority sees Donald for who he is too. He ain’t slick. And it’s too bad the majority doesn’t count. In any event, a first family that I can relate to will be missed. Really though.

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Talking neat like a geek.

I’m really excited for these inauguration crowd numbers to come in.